Fuck! She got me… She took the soft rubber part to my ear buds. Shit man….
I kinda like working at this place so far, now I’m just hoping the morning shifts will be as easy
This. This is why Harry Potter will always be one of the best things to happen. I am in tears.
Via give me a black widow movie or give me death
I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing.
fucking insane. mad respect
what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.
What if he screws up drawing the other eye
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead
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My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR