Totally Random Bullshit. You'll love it

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osamah:

*opens up trenchcoat* hey kid…wanna buy a sense of humor?

i dont think you should be buying a sense of humor from someone in a trenchcoat

Via Hello, I'm Not Creative At All

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The Best of The Overlord: Part 2

Via this little ship of mine

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Doctor Who AU: Ten and Clara

(Source: expelliarmus)

Via suck my yankee balls

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cumsquats:

kingoftowels:

cumsquats:

tattooyourcat:

cumsquats:

what the fuck do boys want

milkshakes

thats it?

If you want us in your yard

just come to my front door tf u doin in my yard smellin flowers or some shit

I’m not sure.. as a a boy, I just wake up in a yard, at a house, in which milkshakes hide.

Via what the heck

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laced-up-and-spanked:

You’d think more people would understand the concept of ‘ongoing consent’…

Why does this automatically have to give the idea that only men can commit rape..

(Source: underscorecmontano)

Via bluth company

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sadtoasteroven:

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

thanks, dan

Via bluth company

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wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you where wondering this is the image

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

Via Xbox Pancake

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cumsquats:

tattooyourcat:

cumsquats:

what the fuck do boys want

milkshakes

thats it?

If you want us in your yard

Via what the heck

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WARNING

chimchimchurro-o:

thisismydivision:

faberry-squeen:

thisismydivision:

There Is a virus going around on tumblr, please do not click it

know this, if you see a link that looks like this

┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐

spread this

make it go everywhere

I am just giving you guys a heads up,

question

why is “i don’t know where i am” in bold

i feel confused

Oh, whovians. I love it when you confuse everyone else.

Via Xbox Pancake

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WARNING

chimchimchurro-o:

thisismydivision:

faberry-squeen:

thisismydivision:

There Is a virus going around on tumblr, please do not click it

know this, if you see a link that looks like this

┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐

spread this

make it go everywhere

I am just giving you guys a heads up,

question

why is “i don’t know where i am” in bold

i feel confused

Oh, whovians. I love it when you confuse everyone else.

Via Xbox Pancake

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tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

Via Xbox Pancake

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bm13:

wergwergwerg:

lamppu:

tracefoxer:

skeletal-sweets:

semii-colon:

alyssaties:

goodmorningvietsam:

awhoreslies:

celebratethewicked:

outcastcontessa:

adenofiniquity:

fallintolight:

buttmunchery:

im gonna PEE MYSLEF

I was holding my hands over my mouth and trying not to scream. Oh. My. God.

I’m literally crying because of how hard I’m laughing right now.

OH GOD I’M CRYING !!!

This should be the TV advert for that condom brand.

SCREAMING

fshgfhFSGSD
omfGG

I’M SCREAMING

I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA POP AND THEN THAT.

SONOFABITCH

IF A DUDE EVER TELLS YOU HE CANT WEAR A CONDOM BECAUSE THEYRE ALL TOO SMALL FOR HIM THEN MAKE HIM WATCH THIS VIDEO OMFG

THE MAN’S SCREAMING OH MY GOD

(Source: voodoo-hoodoo)

Via lisa simpson + arya stark

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derseking:

peaches-geldof:

why do all the grunge blogs use these

☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺

are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged

soft grunge gym badges

Via pizza ✌

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