Totally Random Bullshit. You'll love it

Fuck! She got me… She took the soft rubber part to my ear buds. Shit man….


I kinda like working at this place so far, now I’m just hoping the morning shifts will be as easy



youngbaebae:

This. This is why Harry Potter will always be one of the best things to happen. I am in tears.


Via give me a black widow movie or give me death

j5h:

canaydian:

FUCK science

okay now hold on a second

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barack-not-obama:

badgalfaashion:

underplay:

progressmarchon:

I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing. 

fucking insane. mad respect

what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.

What if he screws up drawing the other eye

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shutdowning:

me:

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you:

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brawllyparton:

Perfect

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punned:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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Via green is the color

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

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Via Don't Stop 'til you Soup

stupidstagram:

tumblr post: you are such a uGLY cutie and i wanna HOLD YOUR DUMB HaND and suck your foot… (345,000 notes) 

me: chill 

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camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

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sassypug:

shit D.W.

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