Totally Random Bullshit. You'll love it


afloweroutofstone:

dagfella:

SLAM HIM INTO T H E  F O U R T H  D I M E N S I O N

(Source: socpens)



saiyanqueen:

I CAN’T FUCKING


barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(Source: moraniarty)

Via welcome to princess's blog

whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

Via Empress Pinto

peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

Via pizza ✌

Nicholas Angel & Danny Butterman [1/8]
"You’re off the fucking chain!"

(Source: offdensen)


Via Skeleton Express

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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Via Empress Pinto



(Source: moonemojii)



crossingfever:

nice to see you too pal


bjorg-man:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

carry-onmy-wayward-assbutt:

kkristoff:

does the supernatural fandom have a gif for frozen?

Does this count

I think it does

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I’M DONE THIS FANDOM REALLY DOES HAVE A GIF FOR EVERYHTING FUCK

Via Empress Pinto

clestroying:

turning 12 like

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Via The elimination of the bourgeoisie

minmo:

THE BEARS ARE OUT



minmo:

The bears are in



mutisija:

connor1401:

mutisija:

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NO MOM YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

My dad seriously said: “Why don’t you look at the buildings at Google maps? That’s much cheaper.”^^

parents will never understand


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